Me: I dreamed about you last night.
Me: Yeah…..I killed you. (smiles evily)
Dad jokes are the best. Just saying.
English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever
i love girls. girls who are tough on the outside, and incredibly hot. girls who can not be stopped. girls who will kill you if you get too close. girls who spit magma and explode with tremendous force. girls who-
no. no wait. volcanoes.
i love volcanoes.